Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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