the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
ok first of all what the fuck
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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