too bad you live with your parents still
high people should be assigned attendants
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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