Why do campers have to be redneck or white trash? You can buy them with fireplaces and gourmet kitchens nowadays. It's like a home on wheels that you can vacation anywhere with!
Deck of our yacht in an empty anchorage with a canopy of stars that boggles the imagination, David Sanborn providing the soundtrack, and nowhere else to be. Ever.
Sex in an enchanted forest with unicorns feeding us grapes and cute woodland critters watching/ fanning our sweaty selves. Also, magical elves serenading us. Later, we sparkled with the dreams that dreamers dream. TOP THAT SHIT!
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