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(920): View more from Wisconsin

There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight

(202): View more from Washington, DC

We're like Lewis and Clark

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(416): View more from Toronto

Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.

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(858): View more from California

Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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(636): View more from Missouri

Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.

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