Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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