She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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