ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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