I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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