bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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