found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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