porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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