we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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