Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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