I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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