whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I have fence marks all over my body
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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