All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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