She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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