I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
