Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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