Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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