i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my poor anus
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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