how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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