I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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