who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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