like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Shame is for Republicans.
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