they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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