You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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