Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
