I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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Have you received the good news? ...\n\nIt's your dick. Your dick is the good news.
I recommend, "Hi, have you accepted my penis as your personal lord and savior?"
Personal hardon and one night lover.
I like that putting on a bike helmet makes something responsible. I'm going to make this my thing. "I'm going to get black out drunk, but don't worry, I'll be wearing a bike helmet so that makes it responsible."
;) lol
Sounds like you're just wanting to fall on a purple helmet.
Knock Knock\n-who's there\nMormon\n-Mormon who?\nSuck my dick.
None of this even makes sense.
Gotta love Halloween sluts!
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