But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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