Sry I called you an 8
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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