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  i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!

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• So apparently, you weren't very good.

  Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:09pm

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• Thats probably why you got a ticket, He thought you were fine.

  Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 12:09pm

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• This is wat happens when you don't swallow

  Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13pm

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• In soviet Russia, people don't say in soviet Russia all the fucking time

  Submitted by kyoat on Jul 17, 10 at 2:36pm

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• Please don't let this be about Justin Beiber.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 17, 10 at 12:14pm

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• Hm! If you know what the judges dick tastes like, maybe you can try and fight it!

  Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:17pm

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• You've got the golden ticket!

  Submitted by Bored0ne on Jul 17, 10 at 2:04pm

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• Fuck soviet Russia.

  Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Jul 17, 10 at 1:48pm

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• These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:33pm

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• Lol sounds like u didn't do a good enough job

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55am

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• In Soviet pretzel, you can suck your own dick. THAT high. And thirsty. Not Firsty. First. Almost.

  Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:18pm

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• Don't teeth it next time bitch

  Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 17, 10 at 8:05pm

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• good, bring "exhibit A" with you to court and show the judge.

  Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:48pm

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• In soviet Russia ticket suck yo dick!

  Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:09pm

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• That's the taste of dick justice u filthy cunt!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 17, 10 at 5:17pm

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• WTF...funny!

  Submitted by 618 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:00pm

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• Obviously it was my ex that pulled you over...

  Submitted by genniangel on Jul 17, 10 at 1:07pm

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• oh look, another pointless text!

  Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 12:07pm

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  • WHERE?!?!?!

    Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:38pm

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    • you can't honestly say this text is funny. Most of these text anymore are dumb. What the shit is going on.

      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:46pm

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• u wouldn't happen to be my ex bf would u? lol

  Submitted by Sh0rty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:53am

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• I'm going to guess this was for the John Mayer concert last night? Or Smashing Pumpkins?

  Submitted by j0dub on Jul 17, 10 at 4:49pm

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• Eighty eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 17, 10 at 12:03pm

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• Please dont let this be about lady gaga

  Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 5:00pm

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• you probably need to work on your Dick sucking skills.

  Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:42am

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• In Soviet Ruzsia dick tastes you!!!!

  Submitted by TheMooner on Jul 17, 10 at 12:27pm

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• Sucks screwing a cop over... Ha

  Submitted by jade90 on Jul 17, 10 at 6:26pm

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• Lol at 12:09

  Submitted by ikryeina on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm

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