at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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