the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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