I don't think brook has ever known best
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize