so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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