i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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