i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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