I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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