The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Randomize
