Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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