i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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