I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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