spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
