I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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