I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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