i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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