I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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