Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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