My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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