my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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