I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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