i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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