Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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