Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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