Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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